Things that really piss me off: -
1)..... Cashiers who look f*cking miserable when they are serving you - hello, if you hate the job so much then don't work there!
2)..... Dog owners who let their pets foul on the pavement - hey asshole - clean it up or I'll wipe your f*cking face in it!
3)..... People who talk during the movie at the cinema! Shut the f*ck up or stay at home!
4)..... People who ask me a question, don't bother waiting for the answer and answer it for me! Hey, I'm quite capable of speaking for myself and don't presume to know what I'm going to say.
5)..... People who have about 5-6 children and then employ a full time nanny! Hey, why have so many kids if you don't want to look after them yourself!
6)..... Ignorant f*ckers who smoke in non-smoking areas.
7)..... People who totally rip off my ideas and pass it off as their own or give me no credit! Hey, asswipe - use your own f*cking imagination.
8)..... People who invade my space when standing behind me at the cashpoint! Hey, shit- for- brains you wanna back away so I can do my transaction in private!
9).....Strangers who IM me with the message "ASL" - get a f*cking life!
10)....Disgusting vermin who spit in the street. Why? It's not necessary and I really don't want to be stepping in your gob!
11)....Sales Assistants who literally jump on you as soon as you walk through the door. Oooo, do I smell commission? If I need any help I will ask, I really don't need anyone telling me what to buy and I prefer to browse without someone hovering over me.
12)....Mouthy bastards who think they've grown a backbone by hiding behind a computer hurling insults. Hey, come knock on my door and lets see how mouthy you are then you spineless shit!
13)....People who think they know me or know what I'm about when they don't know me at all! Here's a penny, now go buy a clue!
14)....Tossers without kids who park in the "Mother & Child" parking spaces at the supermarket. Hey, what's with that? Are you too fat or just too damn lazy to use the rest of the parking lot!
15)....Twats who send spam emails. Do I look like I'm interested in adding 3 inches to my penis? Piss off and do something constructive!
16)....So called well wishers who say "God only sends you what you can cope with". Well fuck you and fuck him!
17).... Losers who don't know the meaning of the words F*CK OFF AND LEAVE ME THE F*CK ALONE!